A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.
by MROKWOK February 21, 2024
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A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much
by secretlover22 March 22, 2024
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Get the Alfieris mug.Verb: General: To hide behind your wife. Political: To dodge credible accusations of behavior that is emblematic of your personality and legal track record, by blaming your spouse for an action that you would ALSO be responsible for. Fictional: To feed your wife to the zombies as you run away screaming.
"I'd love to Alito my wife for the stench, but everyone saw me eating the oysters."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."
"As the White Walkers approached, I could have defended my family, but instead I Alitoed and ran."
by Barleymash May 21, 2024
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