Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 08, 2021

Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 19, 2015

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alaned

This term is to over engineer a perfectly decent product to the point that it is unsellable.

You have Alaned this product, i cant sell it now.

by MALINSO May 24, 2023

Alan Kulwicki

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.

Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.

by AK7Forever October 30, 2023

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 09, 2018