Air Whiner

A person who is so fed-up with Airliners.net that they vent there anger at airwhiners.net. Usually for reasons of site banishment, picture rejection or other purely ridiculous reasons.

PsychoFlyer43: "I just got suspended from Airliners.net, I'm so pissed."
Flyboy77: "What did you do?"
PhyschoFlyer43: "Told someone I was going to kill them if they disagreed with me again."
Flyboy77: "First of all get a hold of yourself, second of all go vent at Airwhiners.net and get over it. Maybe you'll be lucky enough to get the Air Whiner Award for biggest cry baby ever."

by Cool-mo-dee August 21, 2007

Air France

tragic or unpleasant

The hookers on Miracle Mile are so Air France!

by Big Mike J June 17, 2009

Air hug

A perfect way to rejects someone's hug without actually rejecting them. You open your arms out wide and pretend to pat someone's back like you do when you actually hug.

Creepy Girl: It's the last day of the year. I'll miss you! Let's have a goodbye hug!
You: Uh... I like air hugs better! *air hugs*
Creepy Girl: Ok! *air hugs*

by Moocownow May 22, 2010

Air sex

The art of performing sex without a partner, as air guitar is without a guitar. So in essence masturbation.

I flunked with the ladies last night and had to go home, watch some porn and perform air sex.

Ladies are ok but there is far less hassle with air sex.

by BDcoast January 8, 2013

air texting

its like texting in the air without having your blackberry...

you mimick the real texting...

just like playing air guitar and air drums....

I was air texting all nite, pretending to text....

by blthrskt June 15, 2009

cold air

Talking about future events or possibilites, as if they are based in fact. No reality is required; essentially all theory not based on real historical facts.

If you hike down that steep trail you will more than likely break your neck. Thats a bunch of cold air your blowing, as nobody has ever fell on this trail and I have years of experience.

by lecharbon December 12, 2013

air guitar

1)The act of making a guitar-playing motion with your hands, usually done while listening to music, while under the influence of alchohol, or both.

2)What people do when they can't play guitar, and want to look cool, but they just end up looking riduculous.

(Also known as air guitaring)

1)Jason got so drunk at the party last night, that he started air guitaring to air guitar along to the music, and then barfed on the stereo.

2)Look at that loser over there, playing air guitar.

by THe terrible truth April 9, 2004