absatively 

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

absatively by eostre October 24, 2005

Abstract art 

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

Abstract art by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009

abstinence 

The single most effective way of protection against STDs. Reportedly 99.99% effective.
Remember Jesus.

Abstinence is the best form of protection against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

abstinence by Moonflash September 28, 2005

Absolute Chad 

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

Absolute Chad by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

abstinence 

According to recent studies, scientists have come to the shocking conclusion that abstinence is the only full-proof way to not get an STD or pregnant.

FACT

You don't have to be fat, ugly, or religious to practice abstinence. All you have to be is smart.

abstinence by the.marionette January 15, 2008

absolute g 

Gangster

Look at him with the fur coat. He looks like an absolute G

absolute g by Nikki_N April 2, 2015

absorbed 

Intensively engaged; engrossed

I absorbed all my noodles

absorbed by taduffy November 29, 2016