some one who says racist or out of pocket shit and acts like its a joke or not based off the peoples reaction.
elijah: I dont think black people should vote.
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move
sam: IDK thats kinda fucked up
elijah:hey man its just a joke
sam:typical schrodinger asshole move
by Rusty767 November 22, 2022
When someone goes in for a fist bump and instead of bumping his/her fist you just give them the finger or the bird. An awesome trick that usually makes the recipient ashamed or really sad.
Scott thought he made a joke that deserved a fist bump. John disagreed and gave him the asshole finger instead. Scott was bummed.
by Stanley Roper September 14, 2010
A guy who believes he is the greatest thing that ever exist on Earth when the reality is he has mental issues relating to his ego
Any male character on MTV's The Hills; Spencer is such an arrogant asshole, I can't believe a girl could actually have respect for him
by Elle Mann May 08, 2008
A person that is so vile and idotic that they must have been born from their mother's asshole instead of the birth canal.
by country123a April 21, 2007
When a male tucks the head of his penis in his asshole and squeezes his anus to hold it there while walking around.
A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.
A technique usually found in use by transvestites attempting to hide their gender while stripping.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah June 05, 2009
noun
1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way
2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole
1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way
2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole
by claudiesel August 10, 2011
When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.
Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.
Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.
Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.
Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
by rogerthewhale December 14, 2012