pig ape

1. (n) A human being. Refers to the actual physiological similarities between swine and humans, the latter's resemblance to the former due to the rapidly increasing rates of morbid obesity in all cultures, and--occasionally--gluttony.

"Whoa! Did you see that big guy? He's like some kind of pig ape or something."

by der ubergeek February 9, 2005

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grape ape

a fat black guy preferabley over 400 pounds

Godamn that is one big Grape Ape

by Anthony Clark January 24, 2006

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AP english

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

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ape bitch

A female with excess body hair, usually in the underarm or facial regions. Often seen in a club at 3am, trying to pick up the guy who is maggot as fuck. A desparate, ugly being.

"man, did you see that ape bitch last night? she was dirt! Fucking ugly cunt!"

by LMacca August 4, 2008

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oil ape

Akin to grease monkey, it is used to primarily describe auto mechanics that specialize in routine maintenance, especially oil changes. Like grease monkey is can be used as both a derisive comment or to show camaraderie.

That damn oil ape doesn't know what kind of oil filter fits a 2007 Nissan Altima.

THAT was the worst customer my fellow oils apes and I have EVER had to endure. I'm glad I pissed in her oil filter...

by ScrapIronJaw November 16, 2010

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