am I dreaming

When something is crazy unbelievable. Could be used when you think someone is stunning
Could also be used when something is so awful that you cannot believe it’s true.

*sarah posts on insta*
lex: “oh my god am I dreaming🤩🤩”

by world star cash money September 28, 2021

am i cute

Yes! You are cute, treat yourself today.

Guy 1 : "Am i cute?"

Guy 2 : "Yes! You are!"

by strawberrytea! Horray, August 26, 2021

2:37 AM

It is 2:37am my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

BFB: It is 2:37 AM my husband fell asleep watching TV, my daughter is in my bed tossing and turning with a cough & my son is snoozing in his crib. Why am I not joining them? Because I've been preparing as much as I can for our feast! I'm waiting on the cranberry sauce & sweet taters to finish cooking, so I can get some rest. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy whatever it is you do today & the company you are around!

by Sister in law flo March 21, 2023

I am a Sexaholic

Let my progressive victory over lust be in the glory and name of my God in heaven.

I am a Sexaholic and religion helps me cope bro

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

i am a idiot

Well ok then i now

I am a idiot
Yes you are

by Firewarior03 August 16, 2017

I am the manager

What you say to customers, who have nothing better to do than complain and blame you for their life problems, when they believe that you are the bane of their existence ( usually via coupons expiring, websites being faulty or the weather being dangerous), but it is your job to not only deal with said problems, but also show that you know exactly what you are doing. All while not telling them that they are idiots and/or that they need to learn common sense or manners.

Customer: why won't you deliver to me?
Me: there's ice on the roads, a major accident, Nuclear fallout and you're out of our area
Customer: I need to speak to a manager
Me:*turns 360 degrees* I am the manager

by Why am I still at marcos? February 13, 2019

I am a mug.

a definition for your awesome mug

Mug: I am a mug.

by some random ass kid January 19, 2022