To be an Allen means you were born funny and like to make people laugh. An Allen will give people a hard time, act selfishly yet be generous in other aspects, can't find the mustard bottle in the fridge but is the designated sniper in video games, has horrible nuclear farts that clears a room in half a second.... and lastly to be an Allen means to love your spouse forever and ever because no one else wants to be with an Allen.
Allen walks up to the fridge to get himself a soda and sits back down.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
Wife, "You didn't anticipate my needs and get me one too? You're such an Allen."
Allen gets a soda and comes back with a chocolate bar to make it up to the wife before letting out a fart that will make her mad again.
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These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
These people that partake in ‘Allening’ usually aren’t afraid of it or hide it by asking blatant questions like “Are you married?” Or “let me see that ring?” To ease into seeing if the victim is ripe for the taking. All known as ‘Fishing’ for information. These type are usually military/law enforcement, and or counselors. Usually knowing the level of sex appeal they possess, using to the hunt for their prey. Sometimes they boost this by working out, riding a motorcycle, or even operating business that bring that ‘client base’ like selling dogs or other things.
Yo, you see Mark looking at Jessica’s ring and still flirting?
Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
Yea he’s Allening around. He’s into girls with husbands.
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