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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
mugGet the ad-skip assistantmug.

Ad

A Little video of a company trying to say something but you don't care then SKIP
4 second Ad exists?
by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021
mugGet the Admug.

Ad Astra

Professional E-sports Organization Founded By Berk can A.K.A Cpt.Jack
we have a macth today with ad astra
by RealBaggal November 23, 2016
mugGet the Ad Astramug.

ad hom of him

Hatriotic version of (argumentum) ad hominem. Whilst "(argumentum) ad hominem" is a fallacious argumentative strategy marked by the avoidance of a genuine discussion of a topic by attacking an attribute of the person making an argument instead of the argument itself, "ad hom of him" is a phrase preferably used over "(argumentum) ad hominem" when attacking a certain individual using Latin and failing miserably at it.
David, who loved the game Pacman, was accused of using an "ad hom of him" argument.
by Marie Lastname June 10, 2018
mugGet the ad hom of himmug.

The Ad

And the ad ISN'T EVEN FOR THE STUDENTS!
Hym "He isn't even selling the Peterson Academy TO THE STUDENTS. He's talking straight TO the employees! The ad is literally HIM (Not me Hym but HIM, him) selling the students TO the employers BEFORE HE EVEN HAS ANY STUDENTS! 'I don't have any mandingos NOW but when I do they'll be the best mandingos around! So buy-er "hire them preferentially" from me! MY mandingos will be high in trait conscientiousness and general cognitive ability' It's insane! And I would know! I mean, at least when I dehumanize people THEY have (on some level) dehumanized ME FIRST! But he doesn't even acknowledge the students as a reality. What are the students getting? I still don't know."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
mugGet the The Admug.

Ads

There is going to be 3 ads on this video
by mantachii October 7, 2022
mugGet the Adsmug.

Ad Aldenym

A logical fallacy characterized by excessive, inappropriate use of superlatives.
Patriotism is always bad.

That's not correct. That's ad aldenym!
by Call wish October 5, 2016
mugGet the Ad Aldenymmug.

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