I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

Zweebop-a-loobop-a-bing-bang-boom

The code word used by the elite guard of the Zweembatu army to determine if someone attempting to enter through the ancient gates of Charnghallow is a friend or a an evil spy from the army of Helnarkovia.

Bone hanndle.

by Ignatius P. Flernhagort June 11, 2006

A logan

A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.

You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan

by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020

bust a log

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008

Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road

The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.

"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"

"Wow, did you get caught?"

"No, it was in the dark."

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

Ants On A Log

The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.

"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"

"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"

by taybaby da prince October 12, 2008

poop a loop

Your butthole when it is shitty

dude your poop a loop smells!

by penismonger November 5, 2006