key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 06, 2022

john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 07, 2022

John Key

The act of pulling on a girl's ponytail

"You better put that hair in a bun or imma John Key yo ass"

by Jacinda Arden December 01, 2021

kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.

by lolcat9999 March 02, 2023

Kool Key

Real Rhude Boy, Real stand-up guy, don’t too much and only focus in maintaining motion

Kool Key the Koolest

by keylendavis08 October 13, 2023

key happy

When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.

I hate that forum the mods are key happy and banned me for spelling a users name wrong!

by fartso55 January 01, 2017