dump dial

calling your buddy from the can to brag about the fecal masterpiece you just created. also, why camera phones were invented

*ring* *ring* - "hello?", "hello?"

--"dude what's that echo, are you dump dialing me?"

"ohhh yeah, I just shat out a mag-lite and I need a ride to the hospital"

by numbakrrunch November 27, 2006

Food Dump

One who has a never ending pit as a stomach. They can keep eating and eating and eating

Guy 1: "uuhhhgg, I'm too full, I can't finish this"

Guy 2: "dude, give it to Food dump over there. He's been eyein up your plate for the past 5 minutes"

Food Dump: " you guys eat like birds"

by David Trawin November 03, 2006

disco dump

1. take a shit in someone's empty washing machine
2. turn it on
3. watch the disco dump in full swing

"Eugeine gave me a hitler last week......so i left a disco dump at his place this arvo....

by Terrible Lie May 13, 2006

aqua dump

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.

The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.

by chuck0086 July 20, 2009

Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.

Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.

by HGH-MO July 17, 2009

Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.

1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"

by aceharr November 05, 2017

seismic dump

A seismic dump is a poop that once leaves the bowel, instantly crashes into the bottom of the toilet, often creating tsunamis, vibration, panic attacks, chaos, and of course seismic activity that registers on the national level. Often accompanied by a wet arse, stains in the toilet bowl, and a horrendous smell that can linger for days like radiation fallout.

I was taken off my feet by the shockwave of tom's seismic dump. When he walked by, thats when the fallout smell hit me and put me in a coma.

by CrimsonOsmium February 13, 2008