random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.

A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!

by glacial_shadow June 07, 2006

square

insanely awful, terrible, disgusting

white cheddar cheese-its are so square in comparison to goldfish

by cap'n crunch lover August 21, 2007

No-no Square

It's what Angelus Auri calls his penile organ

@staff He touched me in my no-no square!

by KazDeerFox June 15, 2018

Square Beezy

1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.

2. referring to a female who is not present.

1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."

2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"

by wizzy & t-nutty & bossie September 08, 2006

chubbington square

Someone that is fat or mildly obese.

Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"

by Chris_saintsfc February 01, 2007

T squared

Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.

On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.

by Drm2099501 November 02, 2015

Devil's Square

A foursome with two men and two women. One man must be passed out from drinking. Ideally, he is totally unaware of the threesome that is taking place right next to him.

I was 99.9% sure that Jay would visit Nashville again after he completed a Devil's Square by banging those two cuties on the bed next to Josh.

by HappyGoJacky October 12, 2018