Fresh Noodle

Your homie. That one kid that evry1 likes. He is the swaggiest kid aboard the ark, so swag that is he were a spell in Harry Potter, he would be called Wingardium Swagiosa.

Fresh Noodle: Hey kiddies! Fresh Noodle is in the house!!!

by jathatual November 07, 2016

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

by Milomoseley February 05, 2016

Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle

“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling”

by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 11, 2009

Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.

Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.

by pigcharm May 28, 2013

Noodle Down

(Verb) Investigate and clarify.

We need to Noodle Down on this issue and remove the mystery.

by Bitter!! November 03, 2010