Awesome Hair

Hair that swirls and falls around your face perfectly. The kind of hair that looks just that much sexier when all messed up or wet. The kind of hair that can be the difference between "yes!" and "I'm just not looking for a relationship right now."

Doing it wrong:

hair gel.( just. no.)
cutting your beautiful sexy curly hair. *brb, crying*
SHAVING YOUR FUCKING HEAD. (potatoes are sexy, amiright?)
Getting anything shaved into your hair. (Seriously, your skull is not a billboard.)
by ƒigure.10 October 30, 2009
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hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.
"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."
by Yams February 19, 2010
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headbanger hair

Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair

Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
by Biofreezedog July 15, 2014
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test hair

a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.
prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair
by allisloon October 06, 2010
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undergarment hair

My wife found a pube in her take away dinner and my daughter asked what a pube was so I said it was an undergarment hair so as not to embarrass.
"Honey, there's an undergarment hair in my dinner, hopefully it's one of yours"
by The Broon One. December 30, 2020
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Hair Slap

The act of using one's hand to slap the hair on another's head. Often used when someone has asked you a difficult question that you do not want to answer.
Matt: "Josh, are you ever going to get a job to support your family?"

Josh: "Hair Slap"
by Space Boobies April 22, 2010
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Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
by MiaxAneesa June 07, 2019
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