default status

A term used to describe if a picture is able to be set as a default picture on myspace.

Did you see the pic of him? It was so not default status

by mattattak4321 February 15, 2008

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Status Hijack

The use of the 'comment' feature on someone's status update on facebook to conduct a personal conversation, unrelated to the status.

Pam: "Oh look! I have like 20 new notifications!"

*clicks on notifications only to realise that she has been status hijacked once again!*

Pam: "Oh no, it was just Adam and Ayden pulling yet another status hijack. Oooooh those boys!" *shakes fist*

by Adman47 December 12, 2009

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Jesus Status

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009

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Bird Status

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

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relationship status

Usually referring to Facebook, it is proof that you are dating someone and it is you telling the world to fuck off your dick.

Relationship status: This bitch is now dating that bitch, so leave the bitches alone. Facebook official they say.

by Realityistherealdeal December 30, 2013

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Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

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