Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch

Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Chicken Dippin’ Ranch

The name for a ranch sauce that is thicker than salad dressing. It was coined by a high-school girl in Huntsville, Alabama as she mixed up words due to a TBI. (She has making a great recovery, but still loves to ask doe the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch.)

Mom, I see the salad dressing, but where is the Chicken Dippin’ Ranch?

by Ginger Chutney December 5, 2020

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 April 10, 2016

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Ranch head

Someone who likes ranch too much, typically used by people who don’t like ranch as an insult for people who do.

“You’re such a fucking ranch head.” (derogatory)

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 4, 2021