the fork is in the ranch

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

by The Rymuss November 27, 2021

Ranch High Schools Magnet Program

A School program filled with nothing but little bitches

“look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”

by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

No bun all ranch

it means no cap

Person 1: Bruh, i just busted on that hoe No bun all ranch jit
Person 2:Thats my nigga

by J-_P_TheyNeed_IT January 27, 2021

ranch bottle

When after sexual intercourse the man blows his gigantic load inside the girl; The girl then proceeds to queef out the cum.

"Stacy had so much jizz stuck in her she had to ranch bottle."

"Stacy had so much cum in her she had to ranch bottle it out"

by Hidden Valley February 24, 2015

Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.

What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.

by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019

Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024