hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.

that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!

by nigga bitch August 26, 2004

tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.

1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.

by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010

mega tard

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.

"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation

by fry15 January 13, 2009

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Tard Monkey

A word thats original intent was its just really fun to say, not to be racist, but I'd still be careful... hahahahaa jk! call everyone that!!

wow that was really stupid, quit being such a tard monkey

by daryy February 20, 2011

Bucky Tard

When someone believes that Buckfast tonic wine is “sweeter” based on the machine number on the back. Some say the bucky gets to their head and causes this.

"Can you believe that Bucky Tard over there? He thinks the number 1 is more sweet than a 32. Swear to god matthew is a Bucky Tard"

by Jackamo45 April 25, 2021

tiktok tard

Miming words to a song with no sound while doing vigorous arm movements, usually in public.

"If you're going to be a tiktok tard, you're not going to be standing next to me in the shop."

by Belleaturbandictionary December 29, 2020