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Goober

A person who goes by the nickname Goober is a very hype and always find a way to bring a good mood to whatever friend group and or team. Most goobers look good to many people and can start a relationship with almost anyone just because well they are like that. The downside of a goober is that sometimes they give up on things and they often of low levels of motivation but when they get that motivation and put in the time and effort into what they are trying to do they become the best at. They are a great person to be around and overall talk too. If you have a goober as a best friend,friend, or lover take care of them and make sure you keep them around. You will regret losing them trust.
example:
Friend 1:Goober is a very hype person. I wish i could match their energy at times
friend 2:Yeah same here. When he is motivated he is unstoppable and he is just overall a great friend.
by Yūrei January 27, 2023
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grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals
at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible
by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010
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goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.
by dickstrips May 20, 2014
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Goober

A term used for someone who is a fuck cunt, a fat worthless waist of life, a Goober can be found in their natural habitats of picking their nose and eating it in public. Goobers are also known to beat their little peckers in an aggressive manner. Goobers are the worst creatures to have around. Their mating call is a high pitched autistic screech.
Come here Goober.
Quit being a Goober Billy.
by Dik8utt February 21, 2019
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goober lover

by GOOBER LOVER June 4, 2023
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goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.
Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.
by AbleA October 5, 2021
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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
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