The Friday once a month when one masturbates, thinks of the hottest smexiest person they can think of and have an awshumsauce orgasm.
by Petsu December 30, 2010

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

A Make shift house composed of crusty blankets and pillows.
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
Others words: Fap-Cave/Fortress of Faptitude
by Jewôvên May 13, 2014

The inexplicable gap in your internet browsing history, caused by using incognito mode to watch porn.
by ottermode August 24, 2014

Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.
Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer
by log null October 6, 2012

by Peckman05 May 26, 2015
