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behind the eight ball

In a bad situation, in a losing position.

The phrase comes from pool (or billiards). When the cue (white) ball is behind the eight (black) ball, a player usually has no shot.
I'm really behind the eight ball at work. I have too much work to do but we can't afford to hire anyone to help out.
by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
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Cargo My Balls

The act of holding a set of man-sacs up with your finger, or preferably a small stick, to search under his scrotum for loose change, like a hungry hobo.
I craved a Hot Apple Pie from McDonald's Dollar Menu, but was short 50-cents. My boyfriend yelled out "Cargo my balls," and I found enough change for a small milk too.
by Hot Hobo July 5, 2011
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Ball Never Lies

The ball going through the hoop is the ultimate truth to determine if a call was correct or not.
A disputed foul allows someone to go to the free throw line and the player misses the shot, then the disputed foul was wrong since the "ball never lies" or if the player makes the shot then the disputed foul was right since the "ball never lies".
by James Early UD May 29, 2008
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Gator Skin Balls

They are the most fearsome dodgeball squadren ever assmbled by mankind. There throws are equal to the power of 17 atomic bombs, and they are able to dodge 100 bullets at the same time. They often leave their opponets bloody and missing several limbs. They have no mercy for woman, children, firemen, or ex-Marines, and if the Gods themselves came down to play dodgeball, the Gator Skin Balls would be victorious.
Loser1: "Dude i hope were not playing the Gator Skin Balls tonight, i just got all of my limbs reattached".
Loser2: "I hear that"
by Captain Dave March 2, 2005
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all cock no balls

all cock no balls refers to an individual who struts around as if he knows something but when its time to put up they shrink like a turtle in a shell
Ronny was prancing around the club acting bad but when that dude aked him to step outside he proved to be all cock no balls
by spuge3 January 9, 2009
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Jake-Ball Rolling

When a person is indulging in a marathon drinking(and possibly drugs) session.
"Alright mate, what you up to?"

"Jake-Ball Rolling!"
by greenockaldo January 20, 2004
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8 ball piss

An extra long piss after drinking large quantities of malt liquor.
"Damn man, you just pissed for like a minute."

"Yeah, it was an 8 ball piss. I drank 2 forties of OE."
by Jimboslice1976 October 28, 2013
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