Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

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Government Blues

When The Government Gets Caught Lying To The People And The Queen Gets Involved.

Flora:Have You Seen The News Last Night?
Gregg:Yeah, Government Blues…

by HolidayGuy July 21, 2021

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Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 05, 2015

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Blue Balled

When you warm up in the bullpen for multiple innings but do not go into the game.

Dude skipper just blue balled me to put in the lefty specialist.

by The man formerly known as Bass March 28, 2022

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Blue Birding

Blue birding is when an older male preys on younger women on Discord. Men who Blue Bird often make alt accounts just to continue to manipulate and seduce innocent young girls online.

Loco: Oprh is full of people that are blue birding...That shit is crazy.

by Descending Dusk. Wei July 24, 2021

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