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Urban dictionary 

Great web site to read while absolutely high as fuck.
Hey, let’s rip a bong and read us some of that funny as fuck Urban Dictionary stuff!

Urban Dictionary 

The fucking worst dictionary and best dictionary ever
YO THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS MAKING MY CUM DUDE

Urban Time Wasting 

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.
Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

urban donkey 

urban donkey
When Urban dic does not post your word
Oh Urban Donkey will not release my dope ass new word
They are a COCKWOBBLE

urban dictionary 

the best site to find out what words mean
"hey what site would i use for my definition?"
"definitly urban dictionary!!"
urban dictionary by matkjnkmew August 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary 

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Nobody asked:
Nobody freakin' asked ok

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Urban Dictionary by Orrinpants August 22, 2022