the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

the penis man by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

Microscopic Penis by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Ancient penis 

A very old and smelly penis

Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

Ancient penis by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

guinness penis 

The image created on the head of a pint of guinness, or other stout, by the careful.pouring of a skillfull bar tender, often in response to a request for a shamrock, when the request us made too late kn the round, for example after all other drinks have been poured. The Guinness penis may be an accidental creationi if the bar tender is particularly tired and/or emotional, or it may be entirely deliberate if the customer is at fault. It can be avoided by always ordering the Guinness first and by asking the bar tender to 'take one for themselves'

Nanette: Do you think thus looks like a guinness penis on my pint?
Fkeur: Did you order it last again? Hmm?

guinness penis by Angel_k June 26, 2022

Kleiner penis 

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick

Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,

Kleiner penis by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

Poopy Penis 

When your penis gets dark brown feces on it from a poopy anus

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad

Poopy Penis by Never not doing it October 13, 2022

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

National Penis Man Week by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022