Tasty McFag Bag

Someone(MALE) who is SUPER(REALLY, REALLY) gay.

Big Gay Al off of South Park is a Tasty McFag Bag.
That guy is sooo flamboyantly gay, his name should be Tasty McFag Bag.

by Bassmint Stile August 13, 2009

Don't be a douche bag!

A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.

Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!

Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!

by Pat Manson February 24, 2010

reverse tea bag

pole vault over the victim or unsuspecting citizen, launch forward onto your hands, much like child-like leap frog, springing back, carefully placing your dick on the victims face. this should be done in a careful and erotic matter, as to not scare the victim and or unsuspecting citizen.

adventure boy exhibited the allusive and infamous "reverse tea bag" on the unsuspecting teletubby. she, however, was frightened, for adventure boy did not follow the rule of carefullness and erotica.

by PandaAdventureBoyTelePenguin September 14, 2008

brown bag special

a paper bag with "one night stand" essentials. condoms, lube, etc.

i went to a convenience store and went to the counter and asked for the 'brown bag special' and the lady gave me a dirty look...that whore.

by depraevd January 31, 2004

black bag man

Someone just released from prison, who has been given his personal stuff in a black bin liner bag.

Shouted at me in the street in Clapham, London, when I was carrying my washing in a black bag:

Hey, black bag man, see yer out again.

by Ralph Hancock January 03, 2008

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.

dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!

by sarasavvietrisha November 09, 2007

Bag Wars

When two or more people engage in hitting each other with their school-bag and all of its contents.

Mike: Hey Shaun... take this! *Hits with bag continuously*
Paul: Shaun get up you nob. *Hits with bag* Bag Wars!
Shaun: *makes gurgling noise*

by MaithSin February 06, 2008