penis

penis? the thing i jerk off to grandmas.

i just jacked off my big penis

by zalismommy July 24, 2022

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

Griffin Sized Penis

Someone who has a massive or gargantuan sized penis even bigger than the well known bbc.

My penis is so huge it could be a griffin sized penis.

by GRIFFINISHOT69 November 23, 2021

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.

That dance he was doing was a penis

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

Peni

the sole definition of handsome and majestic

damn that person is soo peni

by 1c3WalloC0me March 21, 2023