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Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019
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Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
by MoistMustard November 23, 2024
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Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel
Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID
by kaerukani March 14, 2021
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fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.
That bolt was fart-tight !
by JB-lack 79 December 9, 2024
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French Fried Fart

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.
Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?
by Nin2 October 5, 2023
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BBW farts

Ok, so you have a sleepover with a BBW whom just ate 7burritos and 8 hamburgers. She cannot stop farting and then fart particles are creeping into your nose.it smells like a barn with cow manuer. And you cannot stand the smell. That sleepover was a fail. You can blame the BBW farts.
I could not stand his BBW farts
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
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fart face

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.
by dimaislazy November 27, 2022
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