Cork-Nut Gang

The Trump Administration

How soon until the Cork-Nut Gang starts World War III?

by Watching Time Slip By October 9, 2017

nut fumes

the result of ejaculating on ones chest and heating it to a point of evaporation to create nut fumes

those nut fumes smell fucking egregious

by iimcrimson February 17, 2025

nut on your goof

To cum all over someone's goof.

"DONT MAKE ME NUT ON YOUR GOOF!"

by NyxxieQueen May 31, 2024

Naughty Nutting

When you get with someone for many months or years without anyone knowing.

John: Nathan I cant believe you got with Fran for so long without telling me.
Nathan: Yes I’ve truly japed you.

John: wow you’ve been naughty nutting me for so long!

by Pin head no.1 February 25, 2020

Bluetooth nut

When you bust a nut without touching your penis while watch a video (commonly porn) or listening to audio (also offen porn)

You: what did you do last ni-
Weird guy(probably named Alex or sum shit): busted a fat bluetooth nut all over my hatsune miku mosepad

by Saltywetham July 31, 2022

Honey Nut

That sticky piss you get after you cum or get wet.

Bro, I just totally honey nutted in the John!

by Mr. Justaguy July 31, 2021

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023