1. For anyone born in 1995 or later, eating ass is the act of oral sex on the anus. An ungodly act that only the ballsy do.
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."
2. For old people, eating ass is the act of being scolded or engaging in an altercation of some fashion. Originates from military personnel getting "chewed out," or "getting your ass chewed."
1. "Man, I can't believe Alyssa did the pop schlop twist combo with a gooch to ass licking finish. She ate my ass and she ate my ass good. I hope she doesn't expect me to start eating ass."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."
2. "Hey man I wouldn't bother sarge with anything right now. He caught me firing blanks at recruits while on the shooting range and ate my ass for it." "Thanks man, I'll be weary."
2 Alt. "That piece of shit tapped my girls ass here at the nursing home. She has fibromyalgia so it was really painful for her. Swear to god I'll eat his ass if he ever comes near my room."
by DownTheSyndrome October 12, 2019
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Get the right ear mug.The NFC Champions that just owned Scaldo and MJs face by beating the Atlanta Falcons and getting into the Superbowl while the Pittsburgh Steelers got owned by the New England Patriots.
"Reporter: It's pandamonium down on the field as the Eagles has just earned the right to represent the NFC in the Superbowl!
Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.
Back to you Steve."
Reporter: In other news, RoethlisJewnoseBerger just choked and was destroyed by the New England Patriots. MJ and Scaldo from UrbanDictionary.com have thusly been owned in their face.
Back to you Steve."
by pwned January 23, 2005
Get the Philadelphia Eagles mug.Definition: The art of licking a woman in a way that helps her climax satisfactorily.
How To Eat Her & Help Her Cum: The key is to be attentive to what she wants and to what feels good to her. Do this only if you're sure she wants you to. Start by gently touching her labias with your tongue. It's important for her to realize that you want to pleasure her.
Kiss her labias. Gently. Then, using your thumbs on each side of her labias, draw them apart, and slide your tongue inside, slowly licking her vaginal entrance and the area around it. Then, after a bit, again using your thumbs, draw her labias apart at the top and with your tongue and thumb, move aside her "hood" and look for or feel the round organ that's about the diameter of a pencil eraser. This is her clit. Now use your tongue all around it, on the base, on the sides, with slow licks, fast licks, all over her, PAYING VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW SHE RESPONDS! Take your time. Usually a woman wants to enjoy the PROCESS, in other words, the road to her orgasm. Using her responses as a guide, lick her slowly or faster, with hard pressure or softer, on the "shaft" (the long elongated "vein" that runs from the base of her clit to the tip), and on the sides. Use some imagination -- try long slow licks, or little thumps, or feathering. Again, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WORKS FOR HER! Don't change position, speed, or type of licking too quickly; wait long enough to let her see if she likes it or not. Ask her to tell you what she wants. When she reaches her climax, you can try to keep your tongue on her, but it may be too intense. Usually she won't want you to move it around at that point. Take your tongue away, but keep it in her vulval area; she may respond to a quick touch with your tongue after her climax abates, and you may be able to help her go off again, and maybe still a third time. Caress her, kiss her, take your time to let her enjoy this enormous pleasure. And remember: you're doing this for HER, not for you! You can start by fingering her, but remember that eating her will probably be much more pleasurable for her, but only if you do it right.
How To Eat Her & Help Her Cum: The key is to be attentive to what she wants and to what feels good to her. Do this only if you're sure she wants you to. Start by gently touching her labias with your tongue. It's important for her to realize that you want to pleasure her.
Kiss her labias. Gently. Then, using your thumbs on each side of her labias, draw them apart, and slide your tongue inside, slowly licking her vaginal entrance and the area around it. Then, after a bit, again using your thumbs, draw her labias apart at the top and with your tongue and thumb, move aside her "hood" and look for or feel the round organ that's about the diameter of a pencil eraser. This is her clit. Now use your tongue all around it, on the base, on the sides, with slow licks, fast licks, all over her, PAYING VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HOW SHE RESPONDS! Take your time. Usually a woman wants to enjoy the PROCESS, in other words, the road to her orgasm. Using her responses as a guide, lick her slowly or faster, with hard pressure or softer, on the "shaft" (the long elongated "vein" that runs from the base of her clit to the tip), and on the sides. Use some imagination -- try long slow licks, or little thumps, or feathering. Again, PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WORKS FOR HER! Don't change position, speed, or type of licking too quickly; wait long enough to let her see if she likes it or not. Ask her to tell you what she wants. When she reaches her climax, you can try to keep your tongue on her, but it may be too intense. Usually she won't want you to move it around at that point. Take your tongue away, but keep it in her vulval area; she may respond to a quick touch with your tongue after her climax abates, and you may be able to help her go off again, and maybe still a third time. Caress her, kiss her, take your time to let her enjoy this enormous pleasure. And remember: you're doing this for HER, not for you! You can start by fingering her, but remember that eating her will probably be much more pleasurable for her, but only if you do it right.
OMG!...Mark came over last night and wanted to eat me! WOW, did he get me off! He sure knows how to eat out!
I had never been eaten out before, but when Carl did it last night, it was incredible. I've never cum like that before.
WOW! Artie ate me, and then I let him fuck me hard. But I just wanted him to eat me out.
I had never been eaten out before, but when Carl did it last night, it was incredible. I've never cum like that before.
WOW! Artie ate me, and then I let him fuck me hard. But I just wanted him to eat me out.
by Joe415000 February 22, 2009
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Get the Eargasm mug.A sex act believed to have originated somewhere in the Orient around World War II. Said act consists of one partner performing anilingus (commonly referred to as a “rimjob”) on another until the recipient gives way to spasmodic evacuation of the bowels onto the partner’s mouth. Said partner continues applying anilingus until the bowels are fully emptied into and around the mouth, at which time the sex act is complete.
“Our sex life wasn’t that great until my husband started “eating a grounder” last night. Now it’s fantastic."
by Ted Cawkwell December 15, 2008
Get the Eating a grounder mug.The sexual act when two males insert their penises in the recipient's (usually a female) ears, causing "music."
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