When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.
The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. by toeman30 January 20, 2021
Get the Double Datemug. When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis
by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017
Get the double spaghettimug. by Tøffelo September 25, 2018
Get the Double pumpmug. After a long night of getting fucked up, the act of shitting and puking in the shower the next morning.
I woke up in Judy's house and went to the bathroom and saw that Tom took a Double Homicide Shower, poor bastard.
by Cyeron February 7, 2019
Get the Double Homicide Showermug. When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.
"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"
"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"
"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"
by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018
Get the Double-Lendingmug. by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
Get the double baked pastrymug.