Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")
Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
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-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Diako's response to one's stupid comment.
-Diako's replacement for the word Fuck.
-A phrase used by Diako, to politely let the other party know, that you are not interested in that conversation.
-Dummy: Hey Diako, would you happen to know where my phone is?
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
Diako: Penis!
-Dummy: Diako, my new year's resolution is to quit smoking and drop 20 pounds!
Diako: Penis.
-Dummy: Diako, my boyfriend just broke up with me!
Diako: You know what? Penis!
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Get the penis receptacle mug.The penis is the male sex organ, reaching its full size during puberty. In addition to its sexual function, the penis acts as a conduit for urine to leave the body.
The penis is made of several parts:
• Glans (head) of the penis: In uncircumcised men, the glans is covered with pink, moist tissue called mucosa. Covering the glans is the foreskin (prepuce). In circumcised men, the foreskin is surgically removed and the mucosa on the glans transforms into dry skin.
• Corpus cavernosum: Two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Blood fills this tissue to cause an erection.
• Corpus spongiosum: A column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with blood during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.
• The urethra runs through the corpus spongiosum, conducting urine out of the body.
An erection results from changes in blood flow in the penis. When a man becomes sexually aroused, nerves cause penis blood vessels to expand. More blood flows in and less flows out of the penis, hardening the tissue in the corpus cavernosum.
The penis is made of several parts:
• Glans (head) of the penis: In uncircumcised men, the glans is covered with pink, moist tissue called mucosa. Covering the glans is the foreskin (prepuce). In circumcised men, the foreskin is surgically removed and the mucosa on the glans transforms into dry skin.
• Corpus cavernosum: Two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Blood fills this tissue to cause an erection.
• Corpus spongiosum: A column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with blood during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.
• The urethra runs through the corpus spongiosum, conducting urine out of the body.
An erection results from changes in blood flow in the penis. When a man becomes sexually aroused, nerves cause penis blood vessels to expand. More blood flows in and less flows out of the penis, hardening the tissue in the corpus cavernosum.
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