Shit butties

the awful smell of a persons bad-breath, often during early morning, or last thing at night, an often terrible whiff of a bad stench,

Jeez, did you smell the breath of her, it smelt like she had been eating shit butties,

by Lee Wylding December 17, 2009

shit beard

dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.

that kid needs to shave, that's a shit beard.

by Maytawn January 1, 2011

Shit Hot

A state of being you will never reach in BMT.

Trainee, your shoes are not shit hot like mine. Beat your face.

by a sad trainee February 20, 2011

Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

by juicalicious April 28, 2011

Shit goggles

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010

Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.

I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.

by Manther___ October 13, 2011

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 6, 2006