2 definitions by Lee Wylding

fartsworth

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.

Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.

by Lee Wylding April 1, 2008

the awful smell of a persons bad-breath, often during early morning, or last thing at night, an often terrible whiff of a bad stench,

Jeez, did you smell the breath of her, it smelt like she had been eating shit butties,

by Lee Wylding December 17, 2009