mated fart

Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."

by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017

Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.

Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.

by iCarlin July 5, 2016

fart blart

When you throw up and fart at the same time its a fart blart..

I dont feel good..
Maybe you have to fart blart
oh yeah it made me feel better
thanks

by Fart Blart February 13, 2017

farting fight

Where you catch your fart in your hands and chuck it at someone.the other person does the same.the first person to hold their nose loses.

hey do you want to have a (farting fight )
ye sure

by glitterfan101 June 26, 2017

Fart knuckle

A person who has to fart but your in public and your scared to let it out and for people to smell it and if you ease it out it could be wet and you could shart yourself.

Your such a fart knuckle dude!

by Mossy_lemom June 19, 2025

Fart Knocker

Fart Knocker is a term for someone who is incompetent, stupid and farts too much

John is such a fart knocker

by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 23, 2023

Fart Huffing

When you let one rip so bad that you have to bend over and in-hail, almost vacuum your own fart from the air to prevent the smell from escaping the floor.

I was in a important meeting and the only way for me to make it not smell was to start Fart Huffing.

by anonymous August 12, 2021