Jack

Secretely a SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless

Person 1: Hey have you seen Jack recently?

Person 2: You mean SAMSUNG RS8000 RS68N8320S9/EU American-style Fridge Freezer- Matte Stainless?

Person 1: yeah thanks

by Jhhbbbbbb November 13, 2020

Jack

A fucking legend who does anything, has a massive dick and stays up til dawn high as a kite and drunk as a dead dog.

Oi I just met a Jack, why the fuck can’t all my mates me like that guy

by Jerrybrady November 23, 2021

Jack Heywood

Prick

I’m jack heywood and my face is wider than an NFL stadium

by KKKKeemstar March 12, 2019

Jack

Useless and is a mummys boy.

Person 1 : Why are you always with your mum?
Person 2 : Im a jack

by bruhnotme August 16, 2021

jack langhorn

Someone that tickles kids

Jack Langhorn is the stinkiest nonce ever, he smells of Gandhi's flip flop.

by Dog+asian=chow mein October 11, 2020

Dirty jack d

When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets

They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.

by jack d tho 🥵 June 18, 2021

Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

by anonymous March 28, 2022