face plant

V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"

Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!

by TickTock69 May 2, 2005

face boob

a very stupid looking person

YOU FACE BOOB!!! STOP LOOKING AT THE BOOBS ON THE BOOB TUBE... loser

by mr.. man? March 22, 2004

Bless yo face

Phrase that first became popular by YouTube star Tobuscus (Toby Turner); used to conclude Toby's videos.

I'll see you next time, thanks for watching. Bless yo face. Peace off. Toby out!

by B-Millionaire January 28, 2011

sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

off my face

The altered mental state that accompanies acute illness or use of intoxicating substances. Usually a result of too many bevvies.

"I don't remember what happened last night, I was completely off my face."

"She got off her face and started slapping people."

by jessie4000 June 11, 2006

Date Rape Face

One who possesses the face of a date rapist.

Kumar: "....plus that dude has date rape face."
Harold: "I don't even know what that is."
Kumar: "One who possessed the face of a date rapist."

by Helvette August 11, 2008

north face kid

A North Face kid is a wearer of the very expensive clothing line The North Face. They are made up of pre-teens, teens, and college students that are very rich and very spoiled all through out their life. They often talk about how much they love the outdoors but rarely ever step foot out of there million dollar homes.

"Hey! look there's that George with his new North Face jacket"

"Yea hes a total douche, he just got back from Australia with his family for the weekend, not to mention his parents just bought him a new Jeep"

"What a north face kid, douche"

by Miles1731 January 1, 2009