shit exchange

In order for the shit exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. The "shitter" then takes a massive dump on the receiver's asshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the shit into the receiver's ass.

Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)

James: I just ate three straight Mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.

by Philip Ochrango July 22, 2008

shit sucker

One who looks for the downer side to everything; a destroyer of fun and happiness. (Derived from a dark hooded character named Shit Sucker that appeared in Zap comics back in the 60s, doing just that.)

"Those damn shit suckers on the Palm Springs city council banned all the young hotties from wearing thongs in public!"

by JonnyTest January 6, 2009

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004

Shit-Box

What your employer puts your mail and personal belongings in after you've been fired.

I've been told to put your mail, and your files in a shit-box at the front desk. As you already know, Andrea unlocks the elevators at 7:00 AM, so the box will be waiting for you.

by Rupert Pupkin September 7, 2006

shit beard

dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.

that kid needs to shave, that's a shit beard.

by Maytawn January 1, 2011

Ruined shit

To be verbally abused and torn down

The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.

by eep April 24, 2004

Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.

I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.

by Qweezy December 14, 2009