Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Alabama spit roast

When you 2 guys are bang a woman and they both finish in her ass and then arm wrestle the looser drinks their cum from her ass

JED AND TED HAD AN ALABAMA SPIT ROAST WITH JENNIFER AND TED LOST 😳

by Lmao life January 17, 2026

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.

Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

by Junior Jelly Giant June 13, 2018

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

do you listen to del roache?

If someone asks you if you listen to del roache, they're asking if you are part of besties purrr and if you were traumatized by some of the things that were sent there <3

Do you listen to del roache?
Bestie: Yes!
*they're a psychopath probably*

by del timmey November 19, 2020

keep moving on that stony road

Continuing forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could keep moving on that stony road, closer to the ideals of our Founders.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020