Autistic monkey 

A word used for someone who is overly annoying sometimes and is rather cheeky too, also used for someone who hates something that really isn’t that bad, like eating a crumb of bread that they wanted.

“I tell you Hudson is a true autistic monkey”
“

Autistic monkey by Jeffmcjez June 27, 2021

Time to Shoot the Monkey 

Something to be said when you run out of stuff to say in an internet chatroom. Not as gross as it sounds.

prplppltr1: ...
hawtchick12: ...
prplppltr1: welp, time to shoot the monkey
hawtchick12: eww

Time to Shoot the Monkey by BloodSugarLQ September 10, 2011

double header purple monkey fuck 

The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.

Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.

double header purple monkey fuck by fLeers March 17, 2013

Chief Data Monkey 

Often confused in the wild to be the leader over an individual(s) of limited intellect and skills within an organization that can only mine or move data around from one place to another. But in fact, the Chief Data Monkey is a new species that has command of massive amounts of data that can be turned into information and insights for individuals to make better decisions. Organizations are sprouting up around "Big Data" and calling on these individuals to help make sense of the data both big and small that have impact on markets, science and governments. The challenge for governments and large enterprises becomes who should own big data initiatives that cross over entire departments and organizations. Therefore, the rise of the Chief Data Monkey becomes a natural evolution to ensure continued growth and prosperity and elevates the role of the once belittled data monkey.

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Chief Data Monkey by Chief Data Monkey August 8, 2013

spider monkey 

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

spider monkey by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003

Monkey Boy 

Noun - A hairy female from Marketing that uses a man's razor to create the space between her eyebrows. This same razor is then used to remove her 5 o'clock shadow from her upper lip.

When I kissed Monkey Boy my lips got chaffed from her razor stubble.

Monkey Boy by Taint Licker April 14, 2003

crotch monkey 

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

crotch monkey by thadias April 19, 2003