No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

November 20th

National poke your crush day.

Taylana: Hey Abigale it’s November 20th which means it’s poke your crush day.
Abigale: finally nows my chance
Abigale: *pokes Blake*
Blake: Ouch what was that for?
Abigale: It’s national poke your crush day!
Blake: oh.
Blake: wait what?
Abigale: *walks away*

by Blissfulbitch November 19, 2019

November 16th

Kiss your bf/gf day

November 16th

by Pix punchy November 7, 2021

November 15

This is day when all stupid gays are born.

You know this gay dumbass was born in November 15?

by Yumi Gorgi November 7, 2019

November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

November 26

People who are born on this day, are absolutely incredible people to the people they don't know. But, if you know them personally, they might, under some circumstances, change faces-but don't mistake them for a two-face, they only have one!

She was born on November 26, wondered why she was a legend

by itsneveralright,itsalwaysgreat November 26, 2019

November 6

The day where you have to fuck a person who’s name starts with K or ends with A (consenting)

Bruh ima fuck up my homie on November 6

by Elazabel November 6, 2022