Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis

Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches

Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Penis

It is actually short!! for penisatania witch is a bone in the left testicle

I need to get surgery on my penisatania
Step sis: I'm coming

by I'm 12 December 14, 2020

penis

a penis is a thing males like to compare to other guys

i have a bigger pepe (penis) then you

by hotttie123 December 22, 2020

Nuke Penis

The Penis the turtle of toss the turtle has

that turtle has a nuke penis

by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020

Cum Ass Penis Spunky

When you get sucked off by a girl as well as getting rimmed whilst you caress a girl's nipples

Dwayne: You heard what happened to Peter? He got the Cum Ass Penis Spunky!
Jack: I'm so jealous! I can't believe it!

by Big Cock 234 December 23, 2020

pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020