Penis

The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.

Hey hows that new penis.

by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022

penis queef

instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing

person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart

by kys you faggot September 3, 2022

penis

its so small and the useless piece of skin

omg look at rodricks penis its so small

by weewoo beeboo March 3, 2022

penis'

Something you should never make fun of

Even as a joke it's not funny to make fun of penis'

by NicoDiAngeIo April 25, 2022

Penis

Penis.Sometimes very small but can differ from sizes.When BIG they can penetrate very hard.Penis' are a male body part and use a certain female body part for pleasure.Other names for a penis is cock,dick,pee pee,penetrator,shaft,stick,boner,wood,pene,shack and log.Some penis' even have something called foreskin but we wont talk about that.Penis' are very awesome and males should be very happy and grateful if they have a big one.....also.... girls should be grateful if they have a boyfriend who has a big one!!!

Zach: Hey, is my penis big?

Girl: Well let me have a look!

Zach: okay, here..... let me pull down my pants.

Girl : *looks at it* Yes VERY BIG......i mean....yes,you have a very big penis!

by SexiLexi & ZachHasABigShack March 21, 2020

Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.

He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022

Penis

i have a small penis :(

joe:i farted
chris: can i suck your penis

by iammanandilikemen March 10, 2022