Penis Mouse

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis

Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 15, 2022

big penis

something you can only dream of having

i have a big penis, my penis is bigger than yours

by gigadiga April 19, 2024

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

penis

a long schlong that Elliot has

dang, long schlong, like a penis

by anonymous November 29, 2022

Penis

A penis that is 7-8 inches long. It us used for having sex, it either goes into a girls mouth, ass or vagina. It also produces a large amount of cum when you wank.

My penis went into her vagina and produces a large amount of cum when you wank

by Bigb0yeatsshit August 4, 2020

guacamole nigga penis

when she keep suckin it after u already nut

Guy #1: "Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy #2: "What happened bro?"
Guy #3: "I was talking with my younger cousin and she guacamole nigga penis'd me!"

by penis holderr 340 July 12, 2023

penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022