Air fart

The act of farting but the fart has no sound , except an air fart is a really smelly fart.

Person 1: oh god Whats that smell
Person 2: sorry I just farted

Person 1: but I didn’t hear it

Person 2 : oh yeah that was an air fart

by Irishdirectioner July 30, 2025

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mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

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A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

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Dink Fart

Dink fart refers to when an object, food, or drink has a odor similar to that of vomit,

Ewwww.. that shit smells like dink fart bro!!

by 9x7T August 2, 2023

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Fart Share

When you place your butthole to someone else’s butthole and you fart into it

Hey, my butthole is wide open right now. You wanna fart share?

by Moos September 1, 2019

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verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015

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