Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

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Out of time

Being born or in the wrong era

Wow, I don’t vibe with people my age. I must be out of time.

by pepsman11 March 16, 2024

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screen time fallacy

The misconception that a robot or AI's behavior can be attributed to excessive "screen time", similar to how it affects human children, ignoring the fundamental differences in programming, autonomy, and design between machines and humans. It's just a matter of coincidence that such humanoid robot was conceived and "born" at a lab with as many screens as a sci-fi spaceship.

Blaming the humanoid robot's inappropriate actions on a 'screen time fallacy' is just ridiculous; it’s not like it was sitting in front of an iPad binging brainrot contents!

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

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Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

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Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

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