Coloured People Time

Also known as CPT, is the mean time at which coloured people arrive to events they said they would attend at standard time. This time zone is variable on how coloured the person actually is - the darker the more the delay.

CPT delays usually run from 15 minutes to 1h30m
Sachin: “I’ll be there at 8:30AM”
Daquarius: “that’s 9:30AM in Coloured people time
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safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!
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Pandemic Standard Time

Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
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Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
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Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night
Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4
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What happens when Yv and Nest make a catch-up call
After months without a word, They spent 2:34 hours catching up. Time flies when you're having fun.
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datey pruney figgey time

A time when two people enter a relationship
"Are you two having datey pruney figgey time?"
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