Lovre penis 

When something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis" here in Macedonia

see that lil dogs? actually "lovre penis"!

Lovre penis by NicK Guhr March 21, 2020

wild penis 

A wild penis is a crazyass penis that has contracted so many lethal venereal diseases from such frequent, intense, puke-evoking wanking and/or intercourse that it has miraculously grown its own functioning DNA and come to life. One can find wild penes almost anywhere they can find any animal, but they are often identified by the kind of environment they live in (ex. common house penes, saltwater penes, woodland penes, prairie penes, etc.). When a penis goes wild, each component of it resembles a vital physical function on/in a large-scale mammal. For instance, its testicles become its feet, its foreskin becomes its head, its urethral opening becomes its mouth, parts of its epididymis become its arms and paws, and maybe its pearly penile papules become its eyes-I honestly know very little to nothing about biology and everything else. Defenses: They piss on anything/anyone they dislike and threatening houses. They cumblast their natural predators, vulvae, to poison them and/or drive them away. This definition is rational as fuck! As proof, among many other places, wild penes abound in Chimi Lhakhang, Bhutan.

Idiot 1: It's just a penis. It doesn't have stingers, teeth or claws. It's completely harmless! So why the fuck are you panicking so much?!?!
Idiot 2: This was no ordinary penis, man. It could walk and breath, even though it was disembodied!
Idiot 1: No, it can't be. They went extinct more than ten millennia ago!

Idiot 2: I don't know what the motherfuck you're saying!!!
Idiot 1: I'm saying you'd better kill yourself, Idiot 2! It's the only way to avoid the misery that will befall civilization with the invasion of the wild penis.

wild penis by E idiots dei March 22, 2020

Fazu Penis 

Fazu means Favorite which Means favorite penis with A guy Named ZAD

Man My Fazu Penis Is Thick as hell

Fazu Penis by TheRussianGypsyOfFrance March 31, 2020

Uncontrollable penis 

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

Uncontrollable penis by catmail1 May 6, 2020

Zebra penis 

A term that is used for Hentai, when a penis is censored with black stripes.

This zebra penis ruins this hentai!

Zebra penis by VirginTurtle May 18, 2020

Walker penis

The Walker penis is the smallest penis of the penis gods. It can not be seen with naked eye or microscope.It can only barely be seen with a telescope.

Sam has a Walker penis.

Walker penis by Illusion Labs AB July 13, 2020

Face Penis 

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

Face Penis by 26081993 September 12, 2020