Double suicide jerk off

When masturbating, scream “MUM!” “DAD!” And try to blow your load before they enter the room, if you don’t do it in time you have to actually hang yourself.

Police 1: “How’d he go?”
Police2: “He attempted a double suicide jerk off.... And failed”

by EynonC December 22, 2019

drop off the kids at the pool

See: Pinch a Grumpy

Dude, before we go surfin', I gotta drop off the kids at the pool.

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

Knocks your socks off

To completely surprise or please you very much

The magazine is beautiful and combines color and unusual design in a way that "knocks your socks off".

by Laerte July 14, 2011

let Fluffy off the leash

Fart

Walking away from the group, he thought it was safe to let Fluffy off the leash.

by imageworld July 7, 2010

chip off the old block

a person much like his or her parent in appearance or characteristics

Party animal JACK Osbourne was a chip off the old block at Pangaea Monday night.

by Alexson August 4, 2014

Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

by New gen slang September 12, 2019

Jump Off My Clit

Another way for a female to say fuck off

Jack ass: Where you going?
Me: Nun'ya
Jack ass: When you going to be back?
Me: When I get back
Jack ass: Who are you going out with?
Me: Damn nigga, Jump off my clit!!!

by 2nasty4u2do June 25, 2006