beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

by HliasLemons October 30, 2023

track meat

A slur to call your indian/brown friend as they all seems to be obsessed with dying to trains

Gupta: Make me 2 tacos Marco you fuckin' beaner
Marco: Shut the fuck up track meat

by TrackMeat December 13, 2023

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Bloody meatball

When a man dips his testicles in marinara sauce and proceeds to dab them on the lower part of a stomach to make art.

I heard that Jamie managed to pull off a spectacular bloody meatball, she said it compares to the work of Bob Ross.

by Ahhstin666 December 25, 2023

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023

Rotten meat

The act of ejaculating inside your partner's hole (any) and then proceeding to slurp/suck the semen off your partner's hole.

"Yeah dude, I for real ate this girl's rotten meat."

by incisionedturtle09 January 5, 2024