Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

by anonymous October 29, 2020

2020 Election Cycle Shot

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.

Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

by Pibbs18 November 3, 2020

Fraudulent Election Vote

A vote made for someone who isn't Donald Trump

That vote is totally a Fraudulent Election Vote, you can tell by the fact that it isn't a vote for Trump

by topsailpolitics November 7, 2020

Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020

premature elecutation

Orgasm and emission of joy occurring just before or shortly after election results being projected by the media.

The parades and celebrations after the 2020 election was a severe case or premature elecutation.

by Gotdalotta November 10, 2020

heaven eleven

a convenience store in heaven

"Hey Archangel Gabriel let's buy food in heaven eleven."

by sksksksksksros October 16, 2020

Wood Elementary

A random school in Arlington, Texas.

Do you got to Wood Elementary?

by GrilledTG November 16, 2020